"I miss Caitlin. Her alter ego sucks."
What were your first thoughts this morning?
"I have to be at work in seven minutes."
This is basically every day now.

I am now the proud owner of an over-priced Subway uniform. woo one month in.

Harvey Birdman gave me my shirt and proceeded to tell me, ALL DAY, how attractive I look in black. Four times he told me I was cute. Two of those times he whispered it at me. Once he added a guttural "mmmhm." Then, as I panned bread in the back, he asked me how old I was and said he thought I was "at least 22 because [I'm] so mature." He has been asking all of the girls if he could take pictures of them because he is a photographer. They said he is afraid to ask me because I'm so "churchy". God prevails again! Oh Harvey Birdman you crreeep me out.



Everything is all about babies these days and it's pretty much not at all fair.

My voice has been going in and out all day. Next I will be dead.